3 Companies McCain/Palin Will Not Promote

Just a quick post on some companies that the Republican ticket will not be promoting during the campaign.

1. West Coast Choppers - Although there is a slight chance that Palin could promote this company, John McCain has no chance of getting his arms that high up on one of those Hogs. Maybe if he wins the election the company will start dropping the handle bars real low to accommodate Senator McCain.

Look at the strain on this face. Imagine a cross country ride on this thing...

2. Macy's Pantsuits Line - Palin is way too hot for the pantsuit, and Hillary has already cornered this niche market.

Legs or No Legs? You Decide.

3. Crest White Strips - McCain...no chance. He looks like he drinks 5 cups of coffee in the morning, 2 Cokes at lunch, and 2 bottles of red wine at night. Hopefully Crest will donate some of these white strips to him if he wins, or better yet Palin can slip him a box in the oval office.

See...Told you so. Chugging a Coke at lunch.

I know...short and sweet, but it is Monday after all. Any others companies out there that are burning in your mind.