Snuggie Rights Movement

It has happened again. Unfortunately I was already on my way to work before Snuggie Nation crashed in on the Today Show, but thankfully the internet saved me again. With the rising nation of Snuggie followers increasing everyday, it's inevitable that we will soon be witnessing a Snuggie Rights Movement through our nation. I was able to catch up with Cow Lick the spokesman for Snuggie Nation this morning and he had this to say about the movement, "There has been a dramatic rise in the Snuggie population in the past months. We expect our enrollment to continue throughout the winter months, and beyond. We (Snuggie Nation) are going to fight to get the Snuggie to have equal attire rights in the corporate world. In order to further our agenda, we are going to Washington to march on the Mall and hear from Snuggie activist around the nation. We hope to inspire Hope and Change for all dress codes across this nation." Fortunately, President Obama still has his inauguration platform standing creating a perfect setting for the Snuggie Rights Movement. Preparation for the march will begin on Monday in our Nation's capital. For information on how to buy tickets to the march, you can visit www.snuggierightsmovement.com or call 1-900-Snugglicious.