Tuesday, March 15, 2005

LOST!!!!

I have lost all of my Ole Miss Rebel commenters. I am putting a reward out there if anyone can find them. The reward will be 2 Miller High Life 40's, a Georgia Mega Millions Lotto Ticket, and a bag of Seattle Drip coffee. Their names and descriptions are as follows:
1. Josh Evans - Blonde hair about my height, probably hasn't shaved in a while, glasses, and reading something.
2. David Weems - somewhat tall, strapping, blonde haired. Probably sipping on a Budweiser. My guess is down in Destin kickin' it with a guy who goes by Ridg
3. Mark Steele - around my height, dark hair, dark complexion aka "dark stallion", if he hasn't shaven in a while you might mistake him for a Mexican
4. Clare Smith - dark hair, always happy, beautiful woman, engagement ring on left hand, My guess for her is that she is somewhere picking out wedding stuff with a lady by the name of Geraldine sp?.

If you know the whereabouts of any of these individuals, please send a comment to this post and the reward will be yours.

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

fiser is hurting for material...

Gray said...
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Gray said...

material yes, i have had two straight 8 hour days of me and the internet. it takes skill to find material to fill up 16 hours. Also, if you are going to call me out on it, why don't you sign your name Mr./Ms. Anonymous.
Henderson Gray Fiser

Anonymous said...

Is Romaro Miller one of your Ole Miss commentators? I saw him at a gas station the other day.

Gray said...

maybe. the list of ole miss commenters includes, Deuce McAllister, Archie Manning, Stewart Patridge, Tommy Luke, Casius Ware, Walker Jones, and Doug Buckles. It would be safe to say that Romaro Miller is commenting under an anonymous name also.
g.

Anonymous said...

I have some info on these Ole Miss characters. That Smith girl has been in Jackson and was spotted at Shapley's and Nick's being wined and dined by local law firms. The Weems guy has been in Jackson eating all of his parents' food and drinking all of his dad's Budweiser. He was later spotted on Highway 98 in Destin trying to find the "Crab Trap". Where will these shady characters turn up next?...Stay tuned.
- Darryl Waltrip

Anonymous said...

I saw the pretty one, the "don" was close by, that is all.