Tuesday, March 15, 2005

No No! Words in a Wedding Announcement

Yesterday, I checked my hotmail account, which I hate after seeing the light of gmail, I ran across an email that Ms. JoJo Orso had written. She sent a link for an incredibly outrageous wedding announcement for some couple in Birmingham, or probably Pinson, home of Charlie Baxley. Jordan's reply to this announcement was this, "if I ever have the words "penthouse" and "pleasure" in my wedding announcement just go ahead and shoot me." So, this brings me to a survey...What words, if included in your wedding announcement, would be grounds for someone to shoot you. I'll throw one out there, "Moist", like the cake was very moist and delicious. Holler!!!

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

These are some other words that the announcement had: candy land, tasty (and they weren't talking about the wedding cake), and milk and honey! What were these people thinking??? Yall please don't think everyone in Birminghan is this crazy!

Anonymous said...

woopsy... Birmingham

Anonymous said...

I think if a wedding invitation includes the phrase "BYOEG" for bring your own egg rolls, you're at the wrong wedding and you shouldn't be their friend anymore.

A said...

I think if the phrases "expecting their first child", "living with the parents of the groom", or "currently seeking employment" are in a wedding announcement, they would be freakin retards . . . oh wait, those would be appropriate for certain people I know from high school . . .

Anonymous said...

TmyS should never be included

Anonymous said...

Did anyone else notice this phrase..."This couple revamped tradition of Unity by uniquely exchanging matching name tattoos"? Now if that's not love, I don't know what is.
-DW

A said...

OK, I wouldnt get my baby girls name tatooed on my ring finger or anything, but I would seriously consider getting my wife's initial or something tatooed in an inconspicuous place . . .
Does that make me trashy?? Im also considering growing a mustache when Im older . . .

Gray said...

Holt is that going to be a handle bar mustache? I think you would look extraordinary sporting one of those with a budweiser tank top.

Anonymous said...

Weddings.... overrated.

Anonymous said...

my wedding announcement will not be complete without the phrase "eye candy" included!