Republicans Spice It Up...Finally!

After Wednesday night's edition of the Republican National Convention, U.S. Americans (thanks Ms. South Carolina) are finally interested in politics. Why??? Sarah Palin, or Tina Fey, or the stripper/school teacher from Varsity Blues, or whatever you want to call her. It is about time a major political party nominates a "FOX" for the White House. This is such a simple high school tactic that has been lost in American politics. Think about it...who always won the student elections in high school? The hottest girl! Why you say? Because she looked good, not because she was going to get two ply toilet paper in the bathrooms, or filet mignon's in the lunch room like she promised all campaign. John McCain has taken his first step towards White House victory with his nomination of this "Bombshell", oops that is a bit explosive for political talk, how about "Babe". Now McCain needs to sew up the deal and change his campaign posters, and I know just the guy he needs to talk to...ME!

In high school, I ran for Student Council President, and LOST to you know who...the "HOT" girl! This didn't sit well with me, so I stepped it up and ran another campaign for Class President. Now I didn't have the luxury of being able to pick a "HOT" VP like Palin, but I did have control over what my campaign posters looked like. Under the cover of darkness, I made a trip to Office Depot and then a quick stop at my campaign manager's (Clare Smith Rush) house for assistance in creating these masterpieces. After diligently working on these items, we locked them in the vault until we revealed them the next day via paper poster, not text message. At 7:01 the following morning, my campaign team launched the most effective posters in the history of Jackson Academy elections. Defying the odds, I was elected over the "HOT" girl due to the following poster with "Gray for President" written on the top in pencil. Senator McCain this one is free. The next time I will expect some sort of kick back on my taxes.