Email and Commission

Have you ever wondered how much money you could make if you got a commission for every email you sent and received during the day? I was thinking about that just a moment ago. I probably send/receive 70 emails a day...Majority SPAM. So, I did some figuring $5 for every email that is sent or received times 70 per day is $350 a day. $350 a day times 365 days a year would bring the figure to $127,750 a year. That means I would make my first million in a little over 7.5 years. So, I could theoretically be a millionaire before I hit the age of thirty. Fun to think about, but it will never happen. Maybe I will wake up from this great dream here in a second.