Millions of Dollars

"Millions"...That's on my mind right now. Partly due to Million Dollar Baby on the Oscars last night, and the other part b/c I saw that the Mega Millions Lotto is up to 112 Million dollars. After seeing that sign, which is in the first couple of miles of my commute, I thought about the first impulse purchase I would make. I thought about California dream homes, Cars, and Boats, but none of those really stuck out in my mind. Then I figured out the perfect thing to waste my money on. I would love to have a personal clothes folder, ironer, and grocery shopper. Living the single life here in Atlanta, I have learned a lot of things about myself. A couple of those things I will share. I hate going to the grocery b/c I always forget stuff. So, I have resorted to the "Single stop, single meal" technique. That means every time I go to the grocery, I only buy for one meal. Seven Meals cooked, Seven stops at the grocery. Second, I hate folding and ironing clothes. Just ask Bert and Greg. My laundry basket is filled to the brim with clean clothes that are not folded or ironed. Thank goodness for Downey Wrinkle Reducer, or else I would come to work looking as if I slept in my clothes. So, that all being said, a professional clothes folder/ironer and grocery shopper is what I would spend my newly won lotto money on. I would pay him/her salary with a full benefits package, 401K, 2 working days a week, and 2 weeks vacation. Upon yearly review we would discuss a bonus. Alright, now that you know where my money would go, Where would yours go to?